Magical Items
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Added by DrfaustviiMagical items are items with special bonuses and names displayed in green. The game picks one or two magical properties randomly, then applies them to the given item, along with their corresponding name components. Magical properties may be bonuses to stats, resistances, damage, and even curses (displayed in red).
Bonus Effects
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Bonus effects are in blue and add certain bonuses to the item. Defense or weapon damage that has been buffed by a magical effect also appears in blue as opposed to the normal white. However, durability appears as normal white, with or without buffs or curses applied. Elemental damage effects have yet to be recorded (decompiling the code doesn't yield the exact numbers.)
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Prefix ([Insert Prefix]…) |
Suffix (…[Insert Suffix]) |
Effect |
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Turtle Shell… |
…of the Turtle |
+150% Defense, +50% Durability, -10% Movement Speed |
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Tough… |
…of Safety |
+10% Defense |
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Stout… |
…of Stability |
+15% Defense |
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Sturdy… |
…of the Armadillo |
+20% Defense |
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Reinforced… |
…of Ardor |
+30% Defense |
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Bolstered… |
…of Protection |
+40% Defense |
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Constant… |
…of Warding |
+50% Defense |
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Steadfast… |
…of Assurance |
+60% Defense |
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Valiant… |
…of Perseverance |
+70% Defense |
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Impenetrable… |
…of Refuge |
+80% Defense |
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Unfailing… |
…of Victory |
+90% Defense |
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Hell-Forged… |
…of the Champion |
+100% Defense |
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Shuckle-Shell… |
…of the Protector |
+110% Defense |
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Protector’s… |
…of Invulnerability |
+125% Defense |
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Sooty… |
…of Ash |
+10% Fire Resist |
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Flame-Retardant… |
…of Soot |
+15% Fire Resist |
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Unburning… |
…of Aerosol |
+20% Fire Resist |
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Scarlet… |
…of Scarlet |
+25% Fire Resist |
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Sandy… |
….of Sand |
+30% Fire Resist |
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Crimson… |
…of Extinguishing |
+40% Fire Resist |
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Sanguine… |
…of Nitrogen |
+50% Fire Resist |
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Deoxidized… |
…of Fluorine |
+60% Fire Resist |
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Incombustible… |
…of Poor Kindling Materials |
+70% Fire Resist |
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Unmelting… |
…of Dwarvish Craft |
+80% Fire Resist |
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Smokey the Bear’s… |
…of Hydrogen |
+90% Fire Resist |
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Coolant Injecting… |
…, Hydrogen Pumps Included |
+100% Fire Resist |
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Eskimo’s… |
…of Warmth |
+10% Ice Resist |
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Fuzzy… |
…of Defrost |
+15% Ice Resist |
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Pale… |
…of the Walrus |
+20% Ice Resist |
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Nordic… |
…of Insulation |
+25% Ice Resist |
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Husky… |
…of the Polar Bear |
+30% Ice Resist |
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Insulated… |
…of the Viking |
+40% Ice Resist |
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Unfreezing… |
…of Antifreeze |
+50% Ice Resist |
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Extremely Fuzzy… |
…of the Thermos |
+60% Ice Resist |
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Bear Gryll’s… |
…of the Yeti |
+70% Ice Resist |
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Air Conditioned… |
…of Defrostination |
+80% Ice Resist |
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Vacuum-Sealed… |
…of the Whale |
+90% Ice Resist |
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Grandma’s Custom-Knit… |
…of the WHHHAAAAAAaaaale |
+100% Ice Resist |
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Scout’s… |
…of Slightly More Damage |
+1 Damage |
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Squire’s… |
…of Boldness |
+2 Damage |
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Warrior’s… |
…of Courage |
+3 Damage |
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Knight’s… |
…of Bravery |
+4 Damage |
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Lieutenant’s… |
…of Virtue |
+5 Damage |
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Captain’s… |
…of Fearlessness |
+6 Damage |
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General’s… |
…of Valor |
+7 Damage |
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Warlord’s… |
…of Justice |
+8 Damage |
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King’s… |
…of Determination |
+9 Damage |
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Angel’s… |
…of Truth |
+10 Damage |
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Archangel’s… |
…of Destiny |
+11 Damage |
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Hero’s… |
…of Legend |
+12 Damage |
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Pointy… |
…of Whacking |
+10% Damage |
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Sharpened… |
…of Spanking |
+15% Damage |
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Fancy… |
…of Slaying |
+20% Damage |
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Painful… |
…of Squashing |
+25% Damage |
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Ardent… |
…of Maiming |
+30% Damage |
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Embiggened… |
…of Disembowelment |
+35% Damage |
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Bloody… |
…of Mangling |
+40% Damage |
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Menacing… |
…of Vanquishing |
+45% Damage |
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Brutal… |
…of Exploding Gore |
+50% Damage |
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Monstrous… |
…of Massacre |
+60% Damage |
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Badass… |
…of Infanticide |
+70% Damage |
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Legendary… |
…That’ll Kill You Twenty Times Before You Hit the Ground |
+80% Damage |
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Balanced… |
…of the Lamest Bonus in the Game |
+1 Minimum Damage |
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Improved… |
…of Quality |
+2 Minimum Damage |
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Precise… |
…of Precision |
+3 Minimum Damage |
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Efficient… |
…of Worth |
+4 Minimum Damage |
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Reliable… |
…of Consistency |
+5 Minimum Damage |
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Consistent… |
…of Certainty |
+6 Minimum Damage |
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Well-Designed… |
…of Results |
+7 Minimum Damage |
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Thoroughly Engineered… |
…of Solid Engineering |
+8 Minimum Damage |
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Gnomish… |
…of Gnomish Design |
+9 Minimum Damage |
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Buffed… |
…of Bonified Metrics |
+10 Minimum Damage |
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Embued… |
…of Darn Consistent Results |
+11 Minimum Damage |
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Finite… |
…of the Surgeon |
+12 Minimum Damage |
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Unpredictable… |
…of the Hissy Fit |
+1 Maximum Damage |
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Crazy… |
…of the Temper Tantrum |
+2 Maximum Damage |
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Sassy… |
…of Anger |
+3 Maximum Damage |
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Spunky… |
…of Power |
+4 Maximum Damage |
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Capricious… |
…of Rage |
+5 Maximum Damage |
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Wild… |
…of Ire |
+6 Maximum Damage |
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Reckless… |
…of Goblin Craftsmanship |
+7 Maximum Damage |
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Dangerous… |
…of Beserking |
+8 Maximum Damage |
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Orcish… |
…of Wrath |
+9 Maximum Damage |
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Turbulent… |
…of Destruction |
+10 Maximum Damage |
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Chaotic… |
…of Obliteration |
+11 Maximum Damage |
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Cheesed Off… |
…of Annihilation |
+12 Maximum Damage |
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Sweaty… |
…of Toasting |
Add _-_ Fire Damage |
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Freshly Baked… |
…of Thawing |
Add 2-3 Fire Damage |
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Sooty… |
…of Ash |
Add _-_ Fire Damage |
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Crackling… |
…of Ember |
Add 4-6 Fire Damage |
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Burning… |
…of Frying |
Add _-_ Fire Damage |
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Scorching… |
…of Flame |
Add 5-8 Fire Damage |
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Sulfurous… |
…of Lava |
Add _-_ Fire Damage |
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Igneous… |
…of Incineration |
Add _-_ Fire Damage |
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Blazing… |
…of the Sun |
Add _-_ Fire Damage |
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Volcanic… |
…of the Hot Pocket |
Add _-_ Fire Damage |
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Netherrack… |
…of Burnination |
Add _-_ Fire Damage |
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Erupting… |
…of the Foil Flareon |
Add 10-16 Fire Damage |
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Tingly… |
…of Static |
Add _-_ Lightning Damage |
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Clingy… |
…of Sparks |
Add _-_ Lightning Damage |
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Charged… |
…of Tazing |
Add _-_ Lightning Damage |
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9 Kilowatt… |
…of Shock |
Add 1-8 Lightning Damage |
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Electrified… |
…of the Skies |
Add _-_ Lightning Damage |
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Battery Powered… |
…of the Toaster Oven |
Add 1-12 Lightning Damage |
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Booming… |
…of Thunder |
Add _-_ Lightning Damage |
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Super Ionized… |
…of Zapping |
Add _-_ Lightning Damage |
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Tesla’s… |
…of 110% Cotton |
Add _-_ Lightning Damage |
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Blinding… |
…of Defibulation |
Add _-_ Lightning Damage |
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Thunderous… |
…of Storms |
Add _-_ Lightning Damage |
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Zeus’s… |
…of a Thousand Pikachu Souls |
Add 1-24 Lightning Damage |
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Chilly… |
…of Condensation |
Add 1-2 Ice Damage |
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Cold… |
…of the Snowflake |
Add 2-3 Ice Damage |
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Icy… |
…of Frost |
Add 3-4 Ice Damage |
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Snow-Laden… |
…of the Snowcone |
Add _-_ Ice Damage |
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Bitter… |
…of Snow |
Add _-_ Ice Damage |
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Frozen… |
…of Freezing |
Add _-_ Ice Damage |
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Wintery… |
…of Hail |
Add _-_ Ice Damage |
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Refridgerated… |
…of the Polar Bear |
Add _-_ Ice Damage |
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Glacial… |
…of the Space-Yeti |
Add _-_ Ice Damage |
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Frosty’s… |
…of Absolute Zero |
Add _-_ Ice Damage |
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Arctic… |
…of Nuclear Winter |
Add _-_ Ice Damage |
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Santa’s Li’l… |
…of the Abyss |
Add 9-15 Ice Damage |
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Dirty… |
…of Dust |
Add _-_ Earth Damage |
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Sodden… |
…of Gravel |
Add _-_ Earth Damage |
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Earthen… |
…of Soil |
Add _-_ Earth Damage |
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Sandy… |
…of Rock |
Add _-_ Earth Damage |
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Heavy… |
…of Boulders |
Add _-_ Earth Damage |
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Solid… |
…of Immense Weight |
Add 4-10 Earth Damage |
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Sedimentary… |
…of Valleys |
Add _-_ Earth Damage |
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Unyielding… |
…of Seismic Force |
Add _-_ Earth Damage |
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Quaking… |
…of Tremendous Power |
Add _-_ Earth Damage |
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Tectonic… |
…of Mountains |
Add _-_ Earth Damage |
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Continental… |
…of Unstoppable Mass |
Add _-_ Earth Damage |
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Planetary… |
…of the Planets |
Add 7-19 Earth Damage |
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Rash-Inducing… |
…of Itchiness |
Add 1-2 Nature Damage |
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Mossy… |
…of the Potato |
Add 3-5 Nature Damage |
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Pollen-Covered… |
…of the Wild |
Add _-_ Nature Damage |
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Floral… |
…of the Forest |
Add 6-10 Nature Damage |
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Fungal… |
…of the Wasp |
Add _-_ Nature Damage |
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Leafy… |
…of the Cute Little Forest Critters |
Add _-_ Nature Damage |
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Thorny… |
…of the Spider |
Add 10-17 Nature Damage over 6s. |
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Poisonous… |
…of Overgrowth |
Add _-_ Nature Damage |
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Toxic… |
…of Deadly Neurotoxins |
Add _-_ Nature Damage |
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Rafflesian… |
…of the Canopy |
Add _-_ Nature Damage |
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Al Gore’s… |
…of Nature’s Revenge |
Add _-_ Nature Damage |
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Captain Planet’s… |
…of the Sacred Bean |
Add _-_ Nature Damage |
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Tender Loving… |
…of Light |
Add 1-2 Holy Damage |
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Holy… |
…of Smiting |
Add 2-3 Holy Damage |
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Episcopalian… |
…of Faith |
Add 3-4 Holy Damage |
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Blessed… |
…of Conviction |
Add _-_ Holy Damage |
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Divine… |
…of the Praying Mantis |
Add _-_ Holy Damage |
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Righteous… |
…of Sound Doctrine |
Add _-_ Holy Damage |
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Sacred… |
…of Retribution |
Add _-_ Holy Damage |
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Consecrated… |
…of Vindication |
Add _-_ Holy Damage |
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Angelic… |
…of the Minor Prophet Obadiah |
Add _-_ Holy Damage |
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Incorruptible… |
…of Absolution |
Add 8-13 Holy Damage |
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Mother Teresa’s… |
…of the Flying Nun |
Add _-_ Holy Damage |
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Jesus’s Very Own… |
…of Righteous Fury |
Add 10-16 Holy Damage |
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Foul… |
…of Taint |
Add 1-2 Unholy Damage |
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Shifty-Eyed… |
…of the Occult |
Add 2-3 Unholy Damage |
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Bewitched… |
…of Rap Music |
Add 3-4 Unholy Damage |
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Unholy… |
…of the Unholy Turnip |
Add _-_ Unholy Damage |
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Cruel… |
…of Maniacle Laughter |
Add _-_ Unholy Damage |
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Black… |
…of Corruption |
Add _-_ Unholy Damage |
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Evil Lincoln’s… |
…of Hatred |
Add _-_ Unholy Damage |
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Sinister… |
…of Pure Evil |
Add _-_ Unholy Damage |
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Demonic… |
…of the Damned |
Add _-_ Unholy Damage |
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Racist… |
…of the Creeper |
Add _-_ Unholy Damage |
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Disney Villain’s… |
…of Israphel |
Add _-_ Unholy Damage |
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Richard Nixon’s… |
…of Cursed Frogurt |
Add _-_ Unholy Damage |
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Lobbyist’s… |
…of Scientology |
Add _-_ Unholy Damage |
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Dark… |
…of the Bat |
+0.25% Life Stolen Per Hit |
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Vampiric… |
…of Thirst |
+0.5% Life Stolen Per Hit |
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Lawyer’s… |
…of Nightmares |
+0.75% Life Stolen Per Hit |
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Politician’s… |
…of the High Maintenance Girlfriend |
+10% Life Stolen Per Hit |
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Shady… |
…of Trickery |
+5% Mana Stolen Per Hit |
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Entropic… |
…of Entropy |
+10% Mana Stolen Per Hit |
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Soul Suckin’… |
…of SOULS |
+15% Mana Stolen Per Hit |
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Lightweight… |
…of Quickness |
+5% Attack Speed |
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Lubricated… |
…of the Lube |
+10% Attack Speed |
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Elvish… |
…of the Viper |
+15% Attack Speed |
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Hollowed Out… |
…of Zeal |
+20% Attack Speed |
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Furious… |
…on Crack |
+25% Attack Speed |
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Otaku… |
…of the Six Pool |
+30% Attack Speed |
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Weighted… |
…of Smashing |
+10% Knockback |
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Hefty… |
…of Slugging |
+20% Knockback |
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Spring-Loaded… |
…of Defenestration |
+30% Knockback |
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Fine… |
…of Craftsmanship |
+10% Durability |
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Well-Made… |
…of Craftsmanship |
+15% Durability |
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Durable… |
…of Long-Lasting Flavor |
+20% Durability |
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Trusty… |
…from Across the Border |
+25% Durability |
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Almost Superior |
…, Now with 50% MORE Durability! |
+47% Durability |
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Superior… |
…of Longevity |
+50% Durability |
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Cromulent… |
…of Anti-rust |
+60% Durability |
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Dependable… |
…from Distant Lands |
+70% Durability |
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Infallible… |
…of the Twinkie |
+80% Durability |
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Everlasting… |
…of the Ages |
+90% Durability |
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Indestructible… |
…of Eternity |
+100% Durability |
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Master Crafted… |
…that Through Thick and Thin, will Always be Your Friend |
+125% Durability |
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Adventurer’s… |
…of Haste |
+5% Movement Speed |
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Streamlined… |
…of Alacrity |
+10% Movement Speed |
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Unchafing… |
…of the Traveler |
+15% Movement Speed |
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Scrappy… |
…of Benching |
+1 Strength |
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Mighty… |
…of Might |
+2 Strength |
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Burly… |
…of Intense Saiyan Training |
+3 Strength |
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Sailor’s… |
…of Pummeling |
+4 Strength |
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Manly… |
…of Face-Beating |
+5 Strength |
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Cleft-Chinned… |
…of Spinach |
+6 Strength |
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Bearded… |
…of Wrastling |
+7 Strength |
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Roid Ragin’… |
…of the Shoryuken |
+8 Strength |
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Barrel-Chested… |
…of Giants |
+9 Strength |
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Hylian… |
…of the Kayoken x20 |
+10 Strength |
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She-Hulks… |
…that’d LIKE SOME POOOUND CAKE!! |
+11 Strength |
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A Man’s Man’s… |
…of FALCOOON PAUNCH! |
+12 Strength |
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Stretchy… |
…of Prancing |
+1 Dexterity |
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Thief’s… |
…of the Plie |
+2 Dexterity |
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Nimble… |
…That’d Slit its Own Mothers Throat |
+3 Dexterity |
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Squirrely… |
…of the Bushy Tail |
+4 Dexterity |
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Bandit’s… |
…of the Mantis |
+5 Dexterity |
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Harlequin… |
…of the Shadows |
+6 Dexterity |
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Agile… |
…of Stealth |
+7 Dexterity |
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Lithe… |
…of Dodging |
+8 Dexterity |
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Bandito’s… |
…of the Monkey |
+9 Dexterity |
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Pikachu-Skin… |
…of the Mongoose |
+10 Dexterity |
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Aerodynamic… |
…of the Black Mamba |
+11 Dexterity |
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Assassin’s… |
…of the Ninja |
+12 Dexterity |
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Keen… |
…of Brains |
+1 Intelligence |
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Apprentice’s… |
…of Insight |
+2 Intelligence |
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Tech-Savvy… |
…of the Li’l Einsteins |
+3 Intelligence |
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Four-Eyed… |
…of the Trickster |
+4 Intelligence |
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Sorcerer’s… |
…of Critical Thinking |
+5 Intelligence |
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Astute… |
…of the Integral |
+6 Intelligence |
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Cynic’s… |
…of the Dolphin |
+7 Intelligence |
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Philosopher’s… |
…of the Jew Star |
+8 Intelligence |
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Unopened Collector’s… |
…that Can School You in Starcraft |
+9 Intelligence |
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Newtonian… |
…of the Double Integral |
+10 Intelligence |
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Archmage’s… |
…of Quantum Neutrino Fields |
+11 Intelligence |
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Grand Wizard’s… |
…of the Divine Eigenvector |
+12 Intelligence |
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Wrinkly… |
…of Learning |
+1 Wisdom |
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Well-Read… |
…of Grammar |
+2 Wisdom |
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Studious… |
…of Know-How |
+3 Wisdom |
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Scholarly… |
…of Knowledge |
+4 Wisdom |
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Well-Informed… |
…of Age |
+5 Wisdom |
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Blue… |
…from like a Hundred Years Ago |
+6 Wisdom |
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Erudite… |
…of the Owl |
+7 Wisdom |
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Ancient… |
…of the Spindly Beard |
+8 Wisdom |
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Ancestral… |
…of Yore |
+9 Wisdom |
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Sage’s… |
…of Forgotten Lore |
+10 Wisdom |
|
Solomon’s… |
…of the Horadrim |
+11 Wisdom |
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Omnipotent… |
…of Staying a While and Listening |
+12 Wisdom |
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Healthy… |
…of Health |
+1 Fortitude |
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Robust… |
…of Broccoli |
+2 Fortitude |
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Brimming… |
…of Anti-Oxidants |
+3 Fortitude |
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Hossly… |
…of Vigor |
+4 Fortitude |
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Well-Adjusted… |
…of Salad |
+5 Fortitude |
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Red… |
…of Gratuitous Meat |
+6 Fortitude |
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Trollish… |
…of Mortality |
+7 Fortitude |
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Intrepid… |
…of the Hippo |
+8 Fortitude |
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Meat Lover’s… |
…of the Juggernaut |
+9 Fortitude |
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Vigorous… |
…of the Five-Dozen Eggs |
+10 Fortitude |
|
Champion’s… |
…of the Collosus |
+11 Fortitude |
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Immortal… |
…of Eternal Life |
+12 Fortitude |
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Brilliant… |
…of the Fairie |
All Stats +1 |
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Spectral… |
…of the Katamari |
All Stats +2 |
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Rainbow… |
…of the Rainbow |
All Stats +3 |
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Mox… |
…of the Kaleidoscope |
All Stats +4 |
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Radiant… |
…of the Narwhal |
All Stats +5 |
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Prismatic… |
…of the Unicorn |
All Stats +6 |
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Sexy… |
…of the Nyan Cat |
All Stats +7 |
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1337… |
…of the Double Rainbow |
All Stats +8 |
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Bacon-Wrapped… |
…of the Black Lotus |
All Stats +9 |
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Hilariously Overpowered… |
…of Flawed Game Mechanics |
All Stats +10 |
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Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor… |
…of the Dodeacorn |
All Stats +11 |
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Notch’s… |
…of the Many Faces of Notch |
All Stats +12 |
Curse effects appear in red, and subtract something from the item.Edit
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Prefix ([Insert Prefix]…) |
Suffix (…[Insert Suffix]) |
Effect |
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Mysterious… |
…of Hidden Power | |
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Horribly, Horribly Cursed… |
…of Some Kinda Egyptian Curse or Sumpthin' |
All Stats -5, Movement Speed -25%, Attack Speed -25% |
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Mass-Produced… |
…(Made in the USA) |
-10% Durability |
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Refurbished… |
…of Breaking |
-25% Durability |
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Half a… |
…of Duct Tape |
-50% Durability |
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Poor Man’s… |
…of Drunken Craftsmanship |
-75% Durability |
|
One-shot… |
…that Upon Further Inspection is Actually Made of Glass |
-99% Durability |
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Inflammable… |
…of Kerosene |
-50% Fire Resist |
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Overly Body Sprayed… |
…, Fresh From the Sawmill! |
-100% Fire Resist |
|
Gasoline Soaked… |
…with an Extremely Low Ignition Point |
-200% Fire Resist |
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Nerfed… |
…of Recyclable Materials |
-25% Damage |
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Floppy… |
…that Won’t Come Out of the Damn Sheath |
-50% Damage |
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Prissy… |
…of the Poodle |
-2 Strength |
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Itsy-Bitsy… |
…of Affliction |
-4 Strength |
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Shrunken… |
…of Chafing |
-2 Dexterity |
|
Sticky… |
…of Uncontrollable Dancing |
-4 Dexterity |
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Funny Lookin’… |
…of the Garden Weasel |
-2 Intelligence |
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Lame… |
…of Street Smarts |
-4 Intelligence |
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Sentient but Ironically Dimwitted… |
…of Lead Paint |
-6 Intelligence |
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Valley Girl’s… |
…of Poor SAT Scores |
-8 Intelligence |
|
Tipsy… |
…of Poor Reasoning Ability |
-2 Wisdom |
|
English Major’s… |
…of Peer Pressure |
-4 Wisdom |
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Drunken… |
…that was Dropped One Too Many Times |
-6 Wisdom |
|
Ill-Gotten… |
…that Whispers Terribly Advice as You Sleep |
-8 Wisdom |
|
Radioactive… |
…of Poor Eating Habits |
-2 Fortitude |
|
Wretched… |
…of Smoking |
-4 Fortitude |
|
Unmoving… |
…of Lag |
-10% Movement Speed |
|
Severely Nerfed |
…of Patience |
-25% Movement Speed |
|
Judicial… |
…of Congress |
-15% Attack Speed |
|
Slo Mo… |
…of Immense Surface Area |
-50% Attack Speed |
|
10,000 lbs… |
…that Transcends Time Itself |
-99% Attack Speed |
